I started my own church. Was that too forward?

It’s call “hot tub church”. It’s exactly what you think it is. Hot tubbing. On Sunday. Church starts at 10am because it’s the golden hour, Not too early. Not too late. We have a BYOR policy (bring your own raft). Why would you need a raft? Thanks for asking…because we float on the rafts in the hot tub and it’s amazing!

To make it official, I bought the domain hottubchurch.org. .org because this is my “give back” project. If you aren’t aware I’ve started a list of various fake businesses and it’s time I do something for the community. One of my fake businesses is a race from South Jordan to Provo (SoJoToPro – yes, I also bought this domain and a website is in the making). The only issue is I don’t know if there is a way to bike from South Jordan to Provo via trails…so for now I’m calling the race “SoJoDontKnow” because in the two attempts to ride the course I’ve made it to American Fork via Saratoga Springs and Lehi. The time I ended up in Lehi was a bit of a disaster. My friend and race co-founder, Christy and I, had to bail because she got a flat and yada yada we had to take Front Runner home. After spending an hour talking to some crazy lady we got on the train with 16 missionaries heading to the airport. They said they were on their way to the Philippines. They of course were super anxious to break out their mad MTC contacting skills. I told them I was a member BUT also (drum roll) … then I proceeded to give them a first discussion on hot tub church. So now I’ve got a pretty good investigator pool. Sorry, not pool. Tub. (Hot Tub church humor).