I realize it’s been quite some time since we spoke last. I haven’t forgotten about you, but I did forget the password to my laptop so that caused a little barrier to entry. Nevertheless I’m back at it. HOORAY!

I’ve got a few new theories. The first…how to solve any problem. Yes, folks I have the answer. Sup at my feet.

People are constantly griping about life. Marital issues. Financial strains. Job stresses. Menstrual cramps. A cold. A fever. A dead dog. Life is so very complicated and frankly life sucks. But I’ve got a solution for you. It’s the end all, be all for life’s biggest problem. The answer…get bigger problems!!! You get bigger problems AND you get BIGGER problems!! EVERYONE GET BIGGER PROBLEMS! Nothing helps you get over a nasty bout of food poisoning than finding your spouse is wanted for murder. Simple. Done.

No more worrying about the wilted lettuce salad you ate from Jimmy Johns @ a pitstop in Victorville. You may never be able to eat again.

You’re welcome!!!